Hello, I see you’re enjoying your freedom today. Well don’t get too used to it. One of these days you’ll be under my rule. Yep, you read that right. I’m going to be taking over the world. Maybe not tomorrow. Maybe not even this year. But it’ll happen. Eventually.
Here, let me explain things from the beginning. I need a change. I’ve spent my life being a goody two shoed little brat. Well I’m losing my shoes! I’ve finally decided that it isn’t worth studying, getting a job, and going to college. I can easily get away with a life of crime. After all, I’m way smarter than any of the law enforcement around here.
Today I am a new person. I am no longer the scrawny nerdy kid I used to be. Well I guess I still am, but not whenever I jump into disguise and go out causing chaos in the world. Starting now I am a (part-time) villain who will stop at nothing to have his demands met.
You may be thinking “What can this guy do? He doesn’t have any power, nobody has ever even heard of him".” Well my friends, that is the point. It’s called “The element of surprise”. You will never see it coming until it’s too late. After a short time I hope to have built up some forces and some funding. Then I will put my plan into action, make my demands, and if denied I’ll strike and force my demands to be met.
This isn’t the last you will be hearing of me. I’m going to work on getting my thoughts a little more organized. Soon you’ll receive a list of demands that will have to be met, or there will be consequences. Consequences that will effect all of humanity. I just need to think of these consequences first.