I, The Cynic, am here to dominate the world. Nobody can stop me, so don't even try. My true identity is a secret, and will be revealed to no one. I like to wear sunglasses, a t-shirt, and a suit jacket when I'm busy taking over the Earth. When I'm not in disguise I am just an average kid whom nobody would suspect. I cannot say anymore about myself without compromising my identity. Cynic out.